Invention: CODE TOWEL
Posted: December 7, 2009 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment »I will patent this invention. I’ll name it CODE TOWEL (allusion to HOT TOWEL). It’s the same as any other towel BUT this one’s color-coded, so that you won’t use the part you used to wipe your feet or some other usually-dirty part of your body to wipe your face or your head with. Next time you take a bath, you won’t have to ask yourself, “Wasn’t this the part I used to wipe my ass with, now it’s on my face?”
Legend: The orange part is for the head, the blue is for the rest of the body, and the yellow part is for the feet/other dirty part. 
